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Drawn to his writing

August 30, 2007

mesmerdilbert

Hypnosis has brought me to the latest addition to our blogroll of well-written sites — The Dilbert Blog — and I must say that I am mesmerized by it.

Not that I am fanatic about the Dilbert comic strip — I find it amusing, although I’m not a huge fan — but I am bowled over by the writing of its creator, Scott Adams.

In fact, I am so impressed with the quality both of his blog and of the voluminous comments it draws that I have a fleeting suspicion: Is it all being done by a team of writers?

That aside, what I find appealing about Adams’ writing is that it covers a wide range of topics — everything from God to evolutionary theory to male-female relationships to a dwarf with his penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner — with a broad diversity of tone. Adams’ writing can be humorous, irreverent, philosophical, profane, silly and, at times, dead serious (we think).

And prodigious. Although the blog archive goes back only to March, there is an entry every day since then. This from a guy who’s doing a daily comic strip for 2,000 newspapers, plus all the spinoff products, plus all the personal appearances.

The dwarf? It’s a true story, according to a French news agency, about a performer at a fringe festival in Scotland, prompting Adams to reflect in his Aug. 22 entry:

I suppose no one’s career goes exactly the way he plans it. I studied economics and ended up drawing cartoons. I’m guessing the dwarf went to law school and ended up having hot monkey sex with household appliances in front of drunks. That was my backup plan too, in case the comic thing didn’t work out. But now it would just seem like copying.

Adams is a skillful observer of people — I should say, he skillfully describes people and their imperfections, as in his March 12 entry:

For example, . . . people who don’t know that other people hate spending time with them. I see these defective people all the time, endlessly jabbering at trapped victims. The defective people think they are having a great personal encounter. The victim feels like he has an SUV parked on his chest. Rubberneckers can identify this sort of tragedy by the fact that one person is smiling and doing all of the talking and the other person is squeezing his own thigh to cut off blood to his brain.

And Adams is aware of his own frailties. In his March 4 entry, he discusses looking at the moon with his newlywed wife:

There are many romantic things that you can say when looking at the moonlit sky. I decided to go with ‘It looks like the moon is going to crash into the Earth and annihilate us.’

‘What?’ said my wife, still lost in the magic of the moment . . . ‘I think we would have heard something on the news if the moon were heading toward us.’

‘Not necessarily. The government might have decided there was nothing we could do about it, so there’s no point in ruining our weekend,’ I countered.

When it comes to romance, the important thing is to win the argument. So at this point I was committed. I was going to make the best possible case I could that the moon was going to kill us. I continued, ‘Besides, how competent is our government anyway? It’s not as if this would be its first big mistake, or the first time they didn’t tell us the truth.’

Shelly got quiet after I made that excellent point. That’s how I know I won. And it felt good because I know she was thinking how lucky she is to have married a man who knows so much about moons and governments.

Now, not everyone will find this weblog appealing. But if you like Dave Barry and Gary Larson — and you know who you are — you’ll like The Dilbert Blog.

By the way, I got there by looking for ‘mesmerist blogs.’ The practice of mesmerism, as you may know, derives its name from Franz Mesmer, an 18th century Viennese physician considered one of the pioneers of hypnotism. Among other things, Adams is a trained hypnotist, and Google took me straight from Dr. Mesmer to Dilbert, both of whom are shown at the top, Dilbert being the one without the powdered wig.

– Sid Leavitt

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Again with the blogroll

August 26, 2007

scroll

We probably spend more time on our blogroll than do other websites, and that reflects an interest that often is more intense than that of most readers.

Our blogroll is important to us because each addition to it represents a lot of searching for good writing from a lot of different quarters. That doesn’t mean that each site listed on our blogroll is necessarily the best of its genre — although some clearly are — but each has been chosen for its writing.

Now that also doesn’t mean that the writing on each weblog is Strunk & White perfect. We know that at least two of the blogs are by writers for whom English is not their native language. And some sites may have an occasional spelling or grammatical error that wrinkles the pedant’s nose.

And while form, rules and style do play a role — they are in fact the key reasons for some of our selections — we look for at least three other factors as well:

• Is the writer comfortable with the subject, or, if not, is he or she making an earnest attempt to communicate about it?

• Is there a contemplative quality to the writing, the result of some serious and sometimes lonely thought?

• And, last but not least, is the website interesting? And by this we don’t mean interesting to the writer but to us. Is it something we ordinarily wouldn’t be reading?

It’s this last factor that helps explain the diversity that we try to maintain in our blogroll — an attempt to expand our reading to places we wouldn’t ordinarily visit.

(We should confess right now that our quest for diversity probably will not take us into two areas — celebrities and politics. Not that they don’t deserve their place in the blogosphere. They just bore our ass off.)

Diversity, of course, raises a problem for the future: What if we find a blog that is even better than the one we’ve listed in a particular genre? Well, we don’t know. Maybe lump them in categories, a step we took with inactive sites discussed in our last entry.

Which brings us to our next subject — our intermediate blogroll page. If you’ve clicked on a blogroll listing on our main page, you’ve been sent to a separate page with the same listings in the same order, but with a brief summary of the listing and, in addition to the direct link to it, another link that takes you to our review of the site.

We know it can be annoying to have to navigate an extra page, but we figured if you’re reading our site, you’re not the usual impatient, wham-bam net surfer. And since every site on our blogroll has been reviewed by us, we felt you might want to know why the listing is there — even if you disagree with the selection.

Oh, and one more thing. If you now visit the nonfiction section of ‘Works’ at the top right of the main page, you’ll find that “Adrift in America” is now offered either in its full text or by chapters. The whole thing is 102,000 words, about the same length as but considerably less-read than “On the Road,” written by Jack Kerouac on a 120-foot-long scroll of typing paper shown at the top of this entry. The point is, this kind of length can be unwieldly, especially when returning to the text. Now the anchor links can take you straight to the beginning of chapters.

It’s a bit of favoritism, we’ll admit, but we’re waiting for you writers out there to submit your Paradise Losts, your Ulysseses, even your On the Roads, and when those big bad boys come in, we’ll give them the same favored treatment.

– Sid Leavitt

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Time for some TLC

August 23, 2007

grooming

Well, we’re entering our fifth month with a blogroll that is growing, and as with any organism, it’s never too early for a little grooming. So now for some TLC — culling that is tender and loving.

We’re culling our blogroll gently, with none of the trimmings sacrificed. Instead, there is now a separate entry for inactive sites — that is, sites on which there have been no new posts or comments for at least four months — that sits at the bottom of our blogroll under the listing ‘zz: Inactive but worth it.’ (The ‘zz’ not because the sites are asleep but because our WordPress template insists on alphabetizing our blogroll and that’s the only way we Luddites can keep the listing at the bottom.)

If you visit this new entry through the separate blogroll page, you’ll notice that the first listing is Don To Earth, written by a man who indeed deserves whatever solicitude we can offer — Don Crowdis, 93, a gentle soul whose writing we found clear, thoughtful, good-natured, at times tender and poignant.

Crowdis’s last entry was March 8 under the headline “I’m Not Dead” with a short message to readers that “family concerns” were keeping him from posting new entries or responding to emails. However, alongside the message was a worrisome icon of a gravestone. In December, Crowdis wrote about the loneliness of his house with his wife then in the hospital, later in a nursing home. In January, he described having a transient ischemic attack — in simpler words, “a small stroke.” He went on to post another eight entries before the most recent, one of them about his advanced age: “I know I must go fairly soon. I just don’t like the idea.” (Jan. 23)

We hope he is still alive and well. We know his writing is. All 56 entries since Don To Earth began in July 2006 are still worth reading, and that’s why we will continue to list the site, albeit inactive, for as long as we can.

Same deal with vox clamantis, a site that dropped out of sight as of Aug. 4 — it was listed as ‘expired’ — but then resurrected itself just this week. This vindicates our faith in its creator, another senior citizen who, although younger than Don Crowdis but far more curmudgeonly, is just as enjoyable. He’s Michael Moore, not the film guy but a retired graphic designer, photographer, teacher and artist from the Tucson area, and the last we heard from him by email in late April was that he planned to head north in his travel trailer with his four parrots “to make art and visit friends.” Apparently, he and the birds are back.

Vox clamantis, a Latin phrase from a translation of Isaiah 40:3 that means ‘voice crying’ and continues with in deserto or ‘in the wilderness,’ contains dozens of entries from Moore’s real and imaginary correspondence with and about various government figures and agencies. Granted, Moore’s last post was in 2006, but his site contains enough entries to keep you busy reading for a good while. We plan to keep the link as an inactive one because we’re hoping Moore, now that he’s back home, will get writing and posting again.

Now there are other sites on our active blogroll where postings are sporadic, but that doesn’t mean they’re inactive. For example, Robert Lashley, author of The literary thug, will go a couple of months or so without posting an entry, then with a burst of energy will post several long entries in a few days, sometimes just one day. So we think he’s worth actively waiting for.

And one of our more recent blogroll listings, philosophy of art, hasn’t had a new posting since Feb. 25, but the comments section stretches all the way to Aug. 10. Those philosophers spend a lot of time thinking, so they’re not in a rush. But it’s interesting to us to read what they’re thinking about. So we wait.

– Sid Leavitt

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A sharing venture

August 19, 2007

romania

Ah yes, only on the Internet: I was looking for a cowherd and wound up taking a two-year trip through Romania, courtesy of a couple of Virginia gentlefolk named Tim and Nancy Hulings who volunteered there with the Peace Corps.

Their most excellent Tim and Nancy’s Adventures is the latest addition to our blogroll of well-written sites, even though the latest post I could find coincides exactly with the end of their journey, but that’s really of no consequence.

It’s like a good movie: You know when it opens that it has been finished, but that has nothing to do with why you’re there to see it. And on the Hulings’ weblog, there’s plenty to see. Furthermore, like the fictional adventurers Bill and Ted, there may be sequels. I hope so.

The Hulings are, among other things, farmers and horse breeders who were comfortably approaching retirement in Elkton, Va., nestled between the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River, when they decided to join the Peace Corps around January 2005:

We’ll be expected to live like the natives do — not poverty exactly, but no frills. Those of you who know my wife realize that she has good taste. Sometimes good taste and near poverty come in conflict. With that in mind, we’ve decided to escape the East Coast winter for a few days with a trip to St. Maarten . . . It’ll be our own Mardi Gras, a feast before the 40 days of austerity, except that our 40 days will last considerably longer. (Jan. 23, 2005)

So they left their farm in the hands of family and friends and headed first to the Caribbean and later to Romania — specifically, to that country’s legendary northwestern section of mountains and mystery known as Transylvania.

It turned out they wound up in a place much like the one they left — but in a different way.

Romania is at once one of the most beautiful countries in the world and one of the ugliest. The beauty is in the countryside, in the hills and mountains and the pastoral nature of the country, the churches tucked into the curves of the hills and the uncluttered views of the geography. The ugly comes when the cities appear. Concrete apartment buildings (a vestige of communist rule after World War II) line the pot-holed streets. (June 30, 2005)

The Hulings eventually settled in a small apartment in Cluj, the historical capital of Transylvania — he to work with an agricultural organization promoting and researching organic farming, she with an ornithological education and promotional group.

He did all the writing on the weblog, but he always signed each post with his wife’s name as well. And they shared their experiences with Romania’s language, scenery, religion, street life, music, markets, landmarks, holidays, customs and other aspects of the country’s culture and history.

How did I end up with them? A long story with a poetic, albeit melancholy, end:

A fellow blogger, May, author of about a nurse (see our blogroll), was teasing me about my search down Wikipedia’s listing of 1,000 occupations, saying the “poor zoologists” would have a long wait before I got to their blogs. So I veered off the alphabetical track and happened to notice ‘cowherd’ on the list. Unfortunately, there’s a sports radio guy named Colin Cowherd who got into a big kerfuffle with some bloggers accusing him of stealing material from them, and that took care of Google’s first 100 listings for ‘cowherd blogs.’ So I switched to ‘cow herder blogs,’ and Google keyed in on one of the Hulings’ most recent posts, July 3.

Nearing the end of their stay in Romania, the Hulings revisited a family farm where he watched an old man making hay the old-fashioned way — scythe, rake and fork — and wondered how long the pastoral scene would survive in the face of unstoppable development:

The sheep herder with his flock and the cow herder with his herd, answering our whistle from the top of the peak, will be gone. The mountain will sleep, unless it’s turned into a ski resort. Few will walk its steep grass except the rare hiker.

– Sid Leavitt

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Pondering aesthetics

August 16, 2007

aesthetics

With apologies to Sir Walter Scott: O what a tangled web we crawled through to find a blog on aesthetics — finally, a site called philosophy of art — when most of the aestheticians we met wouldn’t know what to say unless that web produced spider veins.

And there is one of the vagaries of modern English: Where an aesthetician once was someone versed in the philosophy and nature of beauty and artistic expression, the word has been co-opted to mean specialists in skin care and cosmetics. And they have co-opted the Internet: Of the top 100 Google listings for ‘aesthetician blogs,’ only two qualify in the traditional sense, and philosophy of art was a blogroll spinoff from one of them.

Well, the crawl was worth it, I think, although you may not agree.

Aesthetic theory is not to be approached with an ‘I don’t know about art but I know what I like’ attitude. It’s complex, convoluted and confusing. And although philosophy of art is a collaboration of different thinkers, often in an extended dialogue, it is well-written. Which is why it’s now on our blogroll.

Here’s a sample from the most recent entry I found — a Feb. 25 essay by Robert Kraut, an Ohio State professor in metaphysics, aesthetic theory and philosophy of language, pondering the “alleged universality of art”:

Over the years, I’ve found that most of my introductory aesthetics students reject this claim of ‘universality’: They are more struck by differences than similarities among artworks of different cultures and ages. But the logic of the situation is notoriously complex: With sufficient cleverness, it is always possible to find a set of invariants uniting any given class of data. The question is whether those invariants are non-trivial, and whether they are of importance to someone interested in ‘the essence’ of art . . . Moreover, even if there exist artworks with ‘universal and eternal’ appeal, it is not clear (to me) why such features should be valorized as essential to art.

In a comment three days later, Jerome Langguth, an adjunct philosophy instructor from Cincinnati, suggested there is a universality to the arts:

Maybe what is universal is not some set of features that art-objects or experiences might or might not have in common, but the human capacity to become enthusiastic about opening oneself to the pleasures of the new.

Kraut acknowledges in an entry about a year earlier, Feb. 21, 2006, that aesthetic theory is not easy:

One reason aesthetic theory is so difficult — and, in my opinion (I’m not alone in this), less well developed than areas like philosophy of science, philosophy of mathematics, theory of knowledge and metaphysics — is that genuine artworld practitioners (ED: the artists themselves) tend not to wield the formidable technical machinery of theory construction employed by those in the sciences or in analytic philosophy. But, of course, the reverse deficiency also holds: Artists wield other sorts of machinery that theorists lack. It goes both ways.

I don’t understand everything the aestheticians are talking about, but it reminds me of being a kid and listening to grownups talking intelligently about a subject some of which I can barely grasp and the rest of which seems a wonderful mystery that I someday may understand.

The content of philosophy of art can be dense, but the postings are sporadic. Feb. 25, in fact, is the most recent I found, and although the site is two years old, there are entries in only 10 of those 24 months.

I found the site through Philosophy Talk, a companion blog to a West Coast radio program of the same name on which a variety of philosophical topics are discussed.

– Sid Leavitt

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Raccoon

August 12, 2007

raccoon

EDITOR’S NOTE: Following is Chapter 35 of “Adrift in America: Diary of a Minimalist Mariner,” a work found in the nonfiction section:

Center Ossipee, New Hampshire. July 15, 1990.

In the apron of the southbound lane of New Hampshire Route 16, just south of the overpass spanning old Route 16 in Center Ossipee, lies a dead raccoon, his neck bent at an unsurvivable angle, a string of blood dried to his rectum. In the same lane just to the north lies a half-chewed hamburger bun.

“Jimmy, what did you throw out of the car?” a mother might have said to her child in the back seat with the window down.

“What?” the child probably said.

“I saw you throw out that bun,” the mother might have said.

“What?” the child probably said.

“You can’t eat the burger and throw the bun away,” the mother might have said.

“What?” the child probably said.

Oh well, the mother might have thought, although maybe not, at least the bun is biodegradable.

It is mid-July, with daily highs in the humid 80s. The raccoon will soon be gone. He also is biodegradable.

So are the mother and child.

Not so the chrome spoked hubcap, green wine cooler bottle, twin Coors Silver Bullet cans, plastic department store bag and empty styrofoam burger box that lie within sight of the dead raccoon.

I am soaked with sweat when I get back from my walk. The pines in front of my grandmother’s place have kept the truck in the shade all day, but when night comes, it is still too hot for sleep.

–0–

(Chapter 36, a different place, a different season, a kindred theme.)

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On the sea of memories

August 9, 2007

memories

As the 1915 song says, we’re all adrift in our memories, and Jerry Waxler is here to say that writing them down helps us cast a lifeline to other people.

To whose benefit? Well, in the June 23 entry to his weblog, Memory Writers Network, the latest addition to our blogroll of well-written sites, Waxler says a memoir can benefit people on both ends of the lifeline:

Your wisdom is contained in your life experience. Share it with the world . . . As you go, you’ll discover the sense you’ve made of your past, and then discover the impact your experience has on others. By writing and organizing your story, without even knowing how, you are already beginning to serve. And like any service to others, you’ll be the first to reap the rewards.

Now, not everyone in the writing world takes such a positive view of memoirs — publishers and literary agents, for example. Reputable publishers warn against sleazy operators who bilk would-be memoirists in self-publishing and vanity publishing schemes. And a Denver agent named Kristin, author of the weblog Pub Rants, says a big mistake she sees in query letters about memoirs is “writers who spotlight how cathartic and therapeutic the writing of the work was and how they now need to share it with the world.” Forget it, she says. Successful writers like Frank McCourt and Jeannette Walls understand that a memoir is not therapy — “or shouldn’t be” — but art:

“What these memoirists actually under(stand) is that readers aren’t interested in any one person’s therapeutic story. These readers are interested in an inside look to a world they’ve never seen or have never imagined. A world that is unbelievable but true . . that is unique but resonates with us.”

Not all Kristin’s readers agreed with her June 13 rant: “I have to disagree,” said a blogger named the anti-wife. “Writing a memoir can definitely be therapeutic. The mistake people seem to make is in assuming this form of self-therapy is publishable.”

And Waxler isn’t saying your memoir has to be published, although he has published two books himself and does list a number of methods of publication (June 10). No, his training and experience are as a therapist, and it is the therapist in him that most often speaks in Memory Writers Network. Most of his entries are about getting you started and proceeding as a writer because, well, it’s good for you.

In fact, he sums it all up in one of his most recent entries, July 27:

While we can’t change the past, we can change our relationship to it. By telling the story, we see it from a higher vantage point, see how it fit in with what came before and after, and provide more insights into the other characters and beyond them to the stage they acted on . . .

Putting it on paper lets me get it out of my head, and reduces some of its hold on my unconscious. On paper it doesn’t look as bad, and when I squint, I see it as an interesting story. And the most important benefit of the story is that I can see that even after bad things happen, life goes on.

Waxler discusses why certain memoirs are powerful — black author George Brummell’s life with blindness in Shades of Darkness, Anne Lamott’s unsteady passage to faith in Traveling Mercies, actress Brooke Shields’ struggle with depression in Down Came the Rain — and offers a lot of coaching and encouragement about writing:

• How to avoid ‘loaded words’ — clichés that need description and detail to appeal to those who don’t share them (July 2).

• Breaking down ‘code’ words into scenes and images (June 29).

• Storytelling lessons (June 27).

• The difficulty of remembering and the importance of recreating the sense and feeling of memories (June 6).

• Using story scenes to convey abstract ideas and emotions (April 12).

And if that memoir of yours does get published . . . well, it’s never too late, Waxler tells us in his April 2 entry: Harry Bernstein, an immigrant from England, lost his wife five years ago and decided to write a memoir, his first book, and got it published by Random House. He is 96 years old.

– Sid Leavitt

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Earning interest

August 5, 2007

taxes

I wanted to write this entry about an acoustical scientist, but I discovered that accountants are more interesting, largely due to a weblog called Gina’s Tax Articles, the latest addition to our blogroll of well-written sites.

While crunching numbers may not seem as glamorous as some pursuits, many of us deal with an accountant from time to time if just for one reason — tax preparation. And you won’t find better writing in this field than that of Gina L. Gwozdz, a certified public accountant based in Bullard, Texas.

Even if you think AMT is a machine where you get money, don’t worry: While tax laws are complex, most of Gwozdz’s entries are about subjects that affect ordinary people of ordinary means — and they are written with a blessed clarity.

Now if you are a business person interested in vehicle depreciation recapture or an investor wondering about short-term stock loss versus long-term stock gain, it’s all there, too. But if you are an ordinary citizen working from paycheck to paycheck, there’s plenty to interest you in Gina’s Tax Articles.

Among the topics she discusses at the request of readers are:

• Reverse mortgages and how you can keep it all in the family. (See the entry for Sept. 27, 2006)

• Severance pay — is it subject to withholding, how is it taxed, and will it affect unemployment benefits? (Feb. 26)

• No-interest loans — for example, from parents to their children who want to buy a home — and whether the IRS will consider the foregone interest a gift subject to tax. (May 6)

• Whether a college dropout living at home and doing online studies can be claimed by parents as a dependent. (Jan. 25)

• What to do if a collection agency calls about your tax debt — yes, the IRS hires private agencies to do just that, but you don’t have to surrender. (Oct. 7)

• Is cosmetic surgery a deductible medical expense? (Feb. 23)

• Selling a frail elderly parent’s home in a way that will maximize proceeds toward the parent’s assisted living care. (April 10)

• Declaring winnings from gambling, including the possibility of declaring yourself a professional gambler in order to contribute part of them to an individual retirement account. (June 10)

• Deducting your pet’s medical expenses — yes, it can be done if the animal is an asset of a profit-earning farm business. (June 9)

• Educator expense deductions for homeschooling. (Feb. 20)

• What to do if the IRS notifies you of income, such as from a settlement, that you didn’t realize was taxable. (Jan. 28)

• Hiring your child and putting his or her pay into a 529 college savings plan. (Dec. 28)

• How long to keep records — income tax returns, escrow closing statements, securities purchases or sales, retirement plan documents, estate and gift tax returns, divorce documents, deeds — it all depends. (Nov. 19)

• Is there a best time of the year, tax-wise, to get married? (Sept. 6)

• The differences between a small business, with its attendant tax deductions, and a hobby. (Aug. 15, 16)

• How to avoid being a ‘defective’ taxpayer. (July 24, 2006)

• Should you buy a hybrid car? (July 21, 2006)

• Ever thought of deducting your child’s summer camp? (June 27, 2006)

By the way, if you are a new reader (or an old one like me with short-term memory issues), I should explain that I have been simplifying my search for diverse weblogs by using Wikipedia’s list of occupations. The first on the list was ‘able seaman,’ which produced Charles Darwin for our July 29 entry. I wanted to skip No. 2, ‘accountant,’ because No. 3, ‘acoustical scientist,’ seemed so exotic. Maybe too much so. Other than a bunch of acoustic guitar sites, my search turned up no acoustical science blogs.

But there is something exotic about Gwozdz. According to her web profile, her favorite movie is “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” If you’ve read Douglas Adams’s book, watched the TV series or seen the movie, you realize at least one CPA has a sense of the bizarre.

– Sid Leavitt

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Nannette

August 2, 2007

turkey

EDITOR’S NOTE: Following is an abridged version of Chapter 51 of “Adrift in America: Diary of a Minimalist Mariner,” a work found in the nonfiction section:

Sumter County, Alabama. April 18, 1989.

A woman’s voice.

“Hello. Hello in there.”

I am standing, as they say in this part of the country, buck naked in the middle of the truck after taking a sink bath to relieve myself of this sticky Alabama heat.

“Hello. Hello-oo. Anybody in there?”

It is a young woman’s voice.

“Hold on,” I say, crouching behind the stove while I speak through the screen door. “I am just getting dressed.”

It is early evening, and I am glad I haven’t yet turned on the lights.

I pull on fresh shorts, T-shirt and trousers, and they wilt when they hit the sweat of my body.

I go to the door and there meet Nannette Steedley, a true flower of the South – mid-20s, a slender 5-foot-7, maybe 135 pounds, light brown hair, blue-hazel eyes, skin like peach brandy in cream.

She is quite startling in her full camouflage outfit.

“I was out in the fields doing some turkey hunting when I saw your truck parked here,” she says, standing with her weight on one boot and her hands on her hips. “I was just curious . . . nosy, I guess you’d say.”

“Well, you have found a turkey,” I say. She seems puzzled by the comment.

“Say, do you have time for me to show you something?” she says with new animation. “I want to show you the hunting club where I hang out.”

She leads me to her car, a gun-metal gray Datsun loaded with a .20-gauge Browning shotgun, cartridges of birdshot and other hunting gear, and we tool off north and west on Route 28.

Somewhere on the way to Livingston, we pull off onto a long wooded road that leads to an oversized stone-and-timber building. It is the headquarters of Southern Sportsman, a hunting club whose 312 members come from as far away as Pennsylvania to roam over 23,000 acres. That’s roughly the same area – about 36 square miles – that the king of England would grant to one of his friends to establish a town in colonial America.

Inside the lodge are stone floors, hewn wooden walls and ceilings, a huge copper hood over a huge open fireplace. Plain, rustic, but sort of corporate, too. Like some architect had been commissioned to design an office building in the woods using only available materials.

The lodge manager, a pleasant, plaid-encased man named George, takes me on a tour with Nannette. I admire one of the club’s two bunkhouses. Plain wood floors, uncluttered, but I notice that all the wooden dressers, despite natural variances in grain, are matched in their detailing right down to the same brass drawer pulls. The club also has its own trailer park, two stocked lakes, a hanging shed, a skinning shed, a cutting and processing room and a walk-in freezer 24 feet square. A regular Auschwitz for game animals.

The tour continues. She drives a short distance to her apartment, a two-room suite in a building that is a cross between a dormitory and a motel. As I walk in, the first thing I see is a hardwood tree limb. Not a potted tree but a medium-size limb, broken off at the bottom, leaning into a corner. On one of the branches, something moves.

“Oh, that’s BS,” she says, retrieving a tiny gray squirrel from the branch. She gives him a peanut, and, although hardly a month old, he tears expertly at the shell.

“I got him last month at a veterinary clinic after he fell out of a tree. He was like 10 days old, and he had his eyes all shut like a little nasty rat. I had to feed him from a bottle every two to four hours. BS stands for Baby Squirrel, and I’m Mother Squirrel.”

The peanut is part of the weaning process. The limb is vocational training for BS before he goes back into the wild.

Nannette, too, is at home in the wild:

“It is sacred holy ground,” she says. “I feel like I’m more in God’s house when I’m out in the woods than when I’m in church. The church has its doctrine, but I have my beliefs. Being outside in nature, seeing how things stay in balance, you know there’s a God out there, and it all works.”

The new South. A synthesis of the good old boys and the new-age woman.

– Sid Leavitt

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